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Saturday, April 4, 2009 11:10 AM

OMFG ! MYE is approaching !!

hello saibins ! (:
well , today is saturday, and i cant say anything. but , i'm so happy that Mr Tan CK did not come to school on thursday&friday !! (: muahahahaha ! damm shiok, i think you all are happy also uh. LOL, anyway , yesterday was a saibins-snapping spree for most of us uh? haha! hopefully these saibins will mae you laugh till you cry. LOL!!!

TADAAAAAAAAA !
well, nowadays, we are so bored. but, here's some joke for you (:

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and says, "Well... what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees," he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed! "What happened then?" they asked, almost in unison." "Well, then she said, "Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man!" he admitted.

2 girls meet:
- me & my husband are no longer together...
- why?
- well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?
- no, of course I couldn't!
- well he couldn't either!

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."

Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks 'whats your name ?' 'Carmen' she replies, '... I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?' The man looks her up and down and sayes 'Beerpussy ...

Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself? He had no body to go with him.

A man says to his wife, "Get ready you, me & the dog are going fishing." Wife says, "I dont want to go." Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the a*se. Wife pick blow job. After she sucking for a while she says, "It tastes like sh*t. Man says, "I know, dog didnt want to go fishing either."

A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!"

that's all (:
enjoy !!